Christmas Day is coming and I couldn't be more excited.

Of course, we still have to get through this Thursday... that wonderful day set aside each year for our national Thanksgiving.

I'm really excited about Thanksgiving! For me Thanksgiving week actually marks the start of the Holiday Season. We started Sunday with a feast for 9 around our dining room table. In two days we'll gather again with a group of friends at our home for the big Gobble-Gobble Feast.

Once Thanksgiving is past, the fun tradition of The Hanging of The Greens begins. From the first wrath to the last candie cane... I can't wait! Christmas wreaths...

"Fair? What's fair anyway?"

"Who said anything about being fair? There isn't anything about this world that is fair."

"Well, some modicum of fairness and equality would be appropriate."

"I agree but that just isn't the way it works."

"Medicare plans are available for those who need it and for those who know how to work the system to their own benefir."

"Sad, but true. Well at least there are some companies that base it on whar has been cimmulatively paid into the system."

"Ok? But how does that help the disabled who have never paid in?"

Go to the website!

"The food looks, smells and sounds so delicious, I think I've just gained 10 pounds here before I took my first bite." The customer at the European display case said to the clerk as she gazed longingly at the confections encased in glass.

"Not to worry, Mom. I have your bottle of phentermine in my bag."

"Ah, yes the phentermine. Break it open, I need it now, if I'm ever going to fit in the Mother-if-the-Bride dress."

I can't work if all he's going to do is chatter!

Funny how we are. We go to bed, I want to chat, he wants to sleep.

We work in the office. I want to write, he wants to read to me.

We're downstairs, He wants to watch TV, I want to read to him.

But when it comes time to eat, we're pretty compatible.

He wants to eat, I want to eat.

I want to eat, he wants to eat.

Well sort of, kind of... and if one really doesn't want to ... well we just tend to accomodate the other. Makes for a bit of a problem though since we are both more than amply endowed with padding!

Looks like at our house, we could both benefit from some appetite suppression.

appetite suppression

There are many different programs on the market that promise to teach you how to trade in a global market and Forex charts is one of them.

Looks like this resource has made the whole trading process a whole lot easier and fun. Watch the video and see for yourself!

I especially liked the easy to understand chart that is designed to help you know when to buy commodities and when to sell them.

Now the only problem that I see for myself is having the money to begin the investing!

Tucked away in an old antique steamer from the old country, stowed up in the attic under a century of dust was her great, great grandmother's wedding gown. A beautiful ivory masterpiece of handmade lace and delicate ivory pearls. Slips and corsets, old photographs and invitations. Rose was indeed a beauty!

Got this wild idea not too long ago. Almost couldn't sleep all night. I was so excited!

Well, I got all started and then sadly my steam ran out. The starch came out of my collar, the scent off the rose, you know what I mean.

I don't like that when that happens.

I figured if I could make dieting fun, I could accomplish a couple goals at the same time. A book and a new svelte body. HaHa!

Bring on the weight loss products!

Nothing tastes as good as thin feels! Nothing! Now just don't tell me that when I'm ravenous, starving or just simply craving that rich gooey dessert sitting in the bakery case.

It is true my greatest demon, my greatest foe, my greatest challenge is not a person, but FOOD!

Sometimes it is smart to pop fat burners to help with the deluge of decadence.

So I'm wondering: Can I have my cake and eat it, too?

" It's 81, it feels like 86 already and it's only 10:15!" He said.

"What happened to spring? We went from a brrr cold winter into the humidity of summer with barely a nod to the breezy days of spring."

"Well, what makes it so unbearable is this bear-like layer of cold weather protection, this flubber that's stuck to my body."

"Yep, if this fat were not there, the heat would feel far less oppressive."

"Why don't we get some apidexin to help us lose some weight?"





apidexin

"Ah, there is nothing quite like a weekend at a spa!"

"Yes, the seaweed facials, the hot rocks massages, the tension relieving aromas and the food."

"Who would ever think that food could taste so divine, so clean and so rejuvenating?"

"What I love is this organic face cream. It is on my shopping list of things to buy before we check out."

"How in the world did it get to be the end of May? We are nearly to the half year mark of 2010."

"I know! It is beyond my scope of understanding. Some days fly by, while others just slog on like molasses trying to pass through a pipe."

"The scary thing for me comes when I feel as though I wasted precious days, hours, weeks and months."

"I know what you mean. It's like time has been flushed down Toto toilets.

My heart sings a melodious refrain. I gaze outside and smile at the soft and tender breeze rustling through the vibrant leafy green.

Life is good.

Perhaps it could be better.

But who am I to price tag or judge the life to which I've been gifted.

Only an ungracious and ungrateful slouch could be unappreciative of all that God has provided.

Even the face that was assigned to me, it's good, yes indeed.

Even the wrinkles, for they are a roadmap to the smiles I've known.

Lord, help me to keep my face, pretty and smooth...organic face cream.

I have a couple bottles. Wrapped in promise, wrapped in the hope of the svelte.

Sometimes I feel so inclined to jump on the bandwagon and pop a couple of the magic purple pills.

They seem to give me energy and sustain me through the activities of the day.

The best part is they keep that hungry beast, that rages his violent hungry rage at bay. My hunger is curbed, at least temporarily.

A new day dawns and the decision is mine. Do I or don't I pop a few more diet pills?